tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.comments2023-03-28T21:58:07.909-07:00Chronicle of the World's Greatest BiologistWorld's Greatest Biologisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05350721770360512580noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-14750619425022851002016-08-01T20:08:15.317-07:002016-08-01T20:08:15.317-07:00Okay... but how did you get recaptured?Okay... but how did you get recaptured?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-6491252441493637642016-07-27T16:03:29.328-07:002016-07-27T16:03:29.328-07:00Wait...are you saying you escaped from prison?Wait...are you saying you escaped from prison?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-62896942651651149172012-09-30T08:09:38.676-07:002012-09-30T08:09:38.676-07:00WGB, I know you were basically innocent of the cri...WGB, I know you were basically innocent of the crimes you were accused of. What were the official charges and did you hire a lawyer to represent you?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-72226140018682606712012-08-28T20:07:23.428-07:002012-08-28T20:07:23.428-07:00You'll never find me, and I would really appre...You'll never find me, and I would really appreciate a good recommendation.<br /><br />Carlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-80951513000720403692012-08-26T20:15:09.755-07:002012-08-26T20:15:09.755-07:00Are you sure he's a therapist? Looks more like...Are you sure he's a therapist? Looks more like the rapist...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-1933636820474533972012-08-26T20:13:40.996-07:002012-08-26T20:13:40.996-07:00Was prison an uncomfortable experience?Was prison an uncomfortable experience?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-53782237244627616242011-02-07T19:09:26.309-08:002011-02-07T19:09:26.309-08:00So, basically, you asked for questions and you hav...So, basically, you asked for questions and you haven't responded to any of them. We are currently unguided and at a loss on how best to save the world without the inspirational verbiage of our selfless master of the universe. It's blowing our minds that you've forgotten your beloved padawans. Please respond immediately or else we may start driving around frantically depositing recyclables into trash cans all around town.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-5142349304965130352010-12-01T09:49:01.251-08:002010-12-01T09:49:01.251-08:00Have you bumped into any of the technicians you fi...Have you bumped into any of the technicians you fired/traded to the locals recently? Have any of them had the audacity to ask you for a job recommendation?Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08216489730311486025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-7014447906050115392010-11-30T09:29:49.048-08:002010-11-30T09:29:49.048-08:00Have you developed any other sufficiently excessiv...Have you developed any other sufficiently excessive sampling methodologies, protocols, or training tools? I'm also struggling with finding the balance between gathering data and making time for birthdays, federal holidays, and all of the special days designated by Hallmark...any suggestions?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-25616552772888975402010-11-30T07:43:17.722-08:002010-11-30T07:43:17.722-08:00What is going on in your love life? How is Ursula...What is going on in your love life? How is Ursula? Knowing your penchance for sweet tasting alcoholic beverages I was wondering what you thought of the banning of FOUR LOCO?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-83067366245316028702010-11-29T21:09:37.382-08:002010-11-29T21:09:37.382-08:00Which area of conservation do you believe to be mo...Which area of conservation do you believe to be most neglected? I know that helmeted woodpeckers are important, but I am not prepared for such a hearty commitment.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-42687113306068523212010-11-29T21:02:04.241-08:002010-11-29T21:02:04.241-08:00Is that you in the alley in your green suit? I tho...Is that you in the alley in your green suit? I thought you didn't like punctuation.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-31143032997513084852010-09-18T11:40:55.762-07:002010-09-18T11:40:55.762-07:00World's Greatest Biologist,
I recently was in...World's Greatest Biologist,<br /><br />I recently was informed of your rejection by the Organization of Greatly Respected Educators (OGRE) for a year-long cohort position that would have featured you bequeathing your awesome intellect onto younger, less deserving mortals. I was shocked and outraged to learn that OGRE would so foolishly pass over a professional of your superior caliber. Could you please comment on your reaction and how you are going to basically show everyone that they were idiots for passing you up?<br /><br />Nancy Wattlebottom of Mooselookmeguntic, MENancynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-7816250376764278062009-11-05T17:07:21.963-08:002009-11-05T17:07:21.963-08:004 VARIANTS OF ADVANCED FIGHTERS TO BE DEVELOPED BA...4 VARIANTS OF ADVANCED FIGHTERS TO BE DEVELOPED BASED ON SU-27:<br />http://china-arsenal.blogspot.com/2009/11/4-variants-of-advanced-fighters-to-be.htmlbloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10913050275279009787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-1718521706069836282008-10-30T11:05:00.000-07:002008-10-30T11:05:00.000-07:00Basically, you're right. Now how come you never re...Basically, you're right. Now how come you never read my blog anymore?World's Greatest Biologisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05350721770360512580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-53264998223444646072008-10-30T11:04:00.000-07:002008-10-30T11:04:00.000-07:00Right on studs, right on.Right on studs, right on.World's Greatest Biologisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05350721770360512580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-27773289025983022742008-10-30T11:04:00.000-07:002008-10-30T11:04:00.000-07:00Doesn't everyone?Doesn't everyone?World's Greatest Biologisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05350721770360512580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-8454465617374022702008-10-30T11:03:00.000-07:002008-10-30T11:03:00.000-07:00Done, stud.Done, stud.World's Greatest Biologisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05350721770360512580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-11052927978429478682008-10-30T11:02:00.000-07:002008-10-30T11:02:00.000-07:00Patience. Some of your questions have been answere...Patience. Some of your questions have been answered. Some will. Some will not.World's Greatest Biologisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05350721770360512580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-29432876389082162322008-10-30T11:01:00.000-07:002008-10-30T11:01:00.000-07:00Joe, Beryllium is a solid. And you're welcome for ...Joe, Beryllium is a solid. And you're welcome for me correcting you.World's Greatest Biologisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05350721770360512580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-39282774930365664192008-10-30T10:58:00.000-07:002008-10-30T10:58:00.000-07:00Mateo: Look nitwit, I suggested we remove the 2:01...Mateo: Look nitwit, I suggested we remove the 2:01 slot, by which I mean, we are not going to have that, so pick another time.<BR/><BR/>Anonymous: First, get a name. Second, this is the problem with you people. There will be no basking. Always with your passive relaxation. It seems I am the only one who does any work around here. You must open your mouth and say whatever comes out. It has never backfired for me.World's Greatest Biologisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05350721770360512580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-23070438076319504612008-10-30T09:21:00.000-07:002008-10-30T09:21:00.000-07:00You've convinced me that even though I'm unworthy,...You've convinced me that even though I'm unworthy, it's in my best interest to meet with Pick. But do I need to talk with him during the meeting? I'm afraid that if I open my mouth, I will offend him with my ignorance. So can I just spend a half hour silently basking in his glory instead?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-90022982221466749132008-10-30T06:15:00.000-07:002008-10-30T06:15:00.000-07:00Put me down for 2:01! I'm so excited to finally me...Put me down for 2:01! I'm so excited to finally meet Pick!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-42667859598284007562008-10-21T18:31:00.000-07:002008-10-21T18:31:00.000-07:00How many elements quench your thirst at the end of...How many elements quench your thirst at the end of a long, full body massage?<BR/><BR/>Sometimes I like to settle down with a long, tall glass of Beryllium.<BR/><BR/>--JoeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4847757278384420563.post-61053294240866766162008-08-12T07:40:00.000-07:002008-08-12T07:40:00.000-07:00So? Have Mateo and Juanita shimmied up those tree...So? Have Mateo and Juanita shimmied up those trees (are assless chaps conducive to tree-shimmying?) and installed the cameras yet? Have there been any Helmeted Woodpecker sightings? How's the Land Rover excavation coming along? And what about Rogelio and the statue?? And Ursula--<I>what about Ursula???</I>Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08216489730311486025noreply@blogger.com