Documenting how I'm single-handedly changing the earth

Basically, this will be the first of my many posts where I describe how I'm awesome and deserve the title of "World's Greatest Biologist." Paramount to this effort is basically explaining a little bit about myself and what I may or may not do in my efforts to save the Earth from the senseless greed of man's selfishness. You can basically look forward to more details as the days pass and I describe more about my research, why it is superior to all that preceded it, and how amazingly successful I have become.