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Basically, saving the Earth and being the greatest biologist in the world are not easy tasks. Here, I document my adventures and many successes and basically provide advice and various words of wisdom for younger or otherwise lesser biologists.
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- Basically, saving the Earth and being the greatest biologist in the world are not easy tasks. Here, I document my adventures and many successes and basically provide advice and various words of wisdom for younger or otherwise lesser biologists.
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6 comments:
Is that you in the alley in your green suit? I thought you didn't like punctuation.
Which area of conservation do you believe to be most neglected? I know that helmeted woodpeckers are important, but I am not prepared for such a hearty commitment.
What is going on in your love life? How is Ursula? Knowing your penchance for sweet tasting alcoholic beverages I was wondering what you thought of the banning of FOUR LOCO?
Have you developed any other sufficiently excessive sampling methodologies, protocols, or training tools? I'm also struggling with finding the balance between gathering data and making time for birthdays, federal holidays, and all of the special days designated by Hallmark...any suggestions?
Have you bumped into any of the technicians you fired/traded to the locals recently? Have any of them had the audacity to ask you for a job recommendation?
So, basically, you asked for questions and you haven't responded to any of them. We are currently unguided and at a loss on how best to save the world without the inspirational verbiage of our selfless master of the universe. It's blowing our minds that you've forgotten your beloved padawans. Please respond immediately or else we may start driving around frantically depositing recyclables into trash cans all around town.
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