Shiv Happens

After basically reviewing many shiv options such that I could make the best choice for asserting dominance, I basically settled on the toothbrush model. As you may or may not know, I’m pretty good at making things. I’m not bragging, it’s just basically a fact.

Next question: whom to shank?  I basically felt it necessary to choose someone that was respected and feared such that I could be the aforementioned respected and feared.  I chose to shank my cellmate Hector.

 This basically brings me to prison rule number 3, don’t shank your cellmate with the wrong end of a sharpened toothbrush.