There basically appears to be some questions related to the
circumstances under which I reenrolled in a Paraguayan prison after the period
of time that I had decided to take a break from the aforementioned prison. As
you may or may not recall, but likely do recall, the reason that I decided to
go to prison in the first place was related to my former technician, Carl, and
his twisting of “facts” related to “trafficking” monkey parts. If you’re looking for a good volunteer, even
one that is basically willing to pay to volunteer as part of your Earth saving
operation, do not hire Carl. He may or
may not get you arrested if you happen to be a fugitive from “justice.”
You undoubtedly may or may not also recall that during my
brief incarcerational recess, I enlisted the support of my therapist Dwight,
who basically also happened to be my brother.
Dwight was basically exhibiting erratic behavior at a time when there
was a serial rapist on the loose. Some
had basically suggested that rather than a therapist, perhaps Dwight was the
rapist.
Well, I basically mentioned that Dwight had been giving
therapy to law enforcement officials.
Basically, Dwight lied to me. The aforementioned law enforcement
personnel suspected Dwight of being the serial rapist!! Are you freaking
kidding me?!?! They seemed to think that
his hiatuses basically coincided with sexual assaults, and that his glass
inhaler wasn’t for medicine, and the scratches covering his entire body were
suspicious, and the DNA evidence left at several “crime scenes” somehow “implicated”
Dwight… Long story less long than it
could be told if fully explained, there was basically a big raid whereupon the
Paraguayan government unleashed a task force such that they could apprehend us
and that resulted in the arrest of both the aforementioned Dwight and, given
that I had some type of “warrant” for unauthorized leaving of prison, myself as
well.
I basically tried to explain my important work saving the Helmeted
Woodpecker from Man’s evil deathgrip of destructive mayhem. They didn’t care!! Are you freaking kidding
me?!?! They didn’t even care that they
were basically jeopardizing the potential existence of the Helmeted Woodpecker,
possibly even threatening it with extinction.
I know you were responsible Carl, and although I will answer factual
questions related to your past employment if asked, as I may or may not be
bound by law, I will NEVER give you a glowing recommendation.
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