After basically reviewing many shiv options such that I
could make the best choice for asserting dominance, I basically settled on the
toothbrush model. As you may or may not know, I’m pretty good at making things.
I’m not bragging, it’s just basically a fact.
Next question: whom to shank? I basically felt it necessary to choose
someone that was respected and feared such that I could be the aforementioned
respected and feared. I chose to shank
my cellmate Hector.
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