Since returning from his brief hiatus, Dwight has basically
slept for more than an entire week. Obviously, this is a very selfish act given
that I was in need of his therapeutic assistance to mend the deep psychological
wounds induced by my recent incarceration.
I’m still not sure what caused all of those scratches on his back, face,
and the rest of his body, but I’m basically sure that there’s most likely a
reasonable explanation for the aforementioned scratches and abrasions.
In other news, I’ve basically been acquiring apps for my new
tablet. For some reason, even though my
tabputer© is vastly superior to all others, including the iPad, as evidenced by
the much greater price, I can only purchase apps for my aforementioned tabputer©
from the Apple store. Because the
aforementioned Dwight has basically been sleeping and neglecting my needs, I
downloaded a therapists app such that I can find a temporary replacement.
Unfortunately, this app only informs me about the location of reported serial
rapists. It’s from using this app that I’ve learned there’s a serial rapist on
the loose in my area of Paraguay. He’s described as a white male, approximately
32 years old, 1.8 meters tall with long brown hair and a tattoo on his right
shoulder. He basically sounds pretty
creepy. I better help my technicians out
a lot by warning them about the aforementioned serial rapist such that they won’t
get assaulted and have to miss work. You’re welcome, technicians.
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