Originality

Although some biologists like to use established methods to conduct their research, I basically feel like this practice lacks originality. Style points are basically very important to me and ladies basically love biologists that invent their own protocols (LBLBTITOP). Basically, the acronym for my philosophy on research is also a color band combination for one of my HEWOs (Light Blue, Light Blue, Teal, Indigo, Teal, Orange, Pink), the name of this bird is of course “Little Blue Lazy Bird Tit Operation”. Obviously, this seems like more color bands than most biologists put on birds, but putting 7 instead of 3 color bands on my birds means that I’m more than twice as good as these ordinary biologists. Basically, these biolo-wimps rely on things like “efficiency” and “numbers” and other sciency sounding things in order to conduct research that’s “accepted” by the scientific community. I basically disagree with this way of doing things as it almost takes the fun right out of it and also takes away from my future fame as the author of the WGB handbook of superior scientific field protocols. Some may see these views as arrogant, but I just view them as a realization that all biologists will someday see the errors in their ways and start doing things the way that I do them.